Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Oh Come On

Jelly ballet flats....are you freaking kidding me? What...Jellies were not a good idea when we were children - you remember, circa 1990 (I had a lace pair myself). Jellies are certainly not a good idea as adults. AND NOW, thank you J Crew, they cost more than anything made of plastic should. They come in a variety of smog-like colors described, for instance, as "smokey clear". We, as a species, cannot give in to this concept. Just like everyone else, J Crew makes mistakes. Ballet flats, adorable as they are, make feet stink. Can you imagine when what the smell amounts to when you encase your feet in plastic? AND THEY ARE FUGLY!!!! Don't do it girls, I'm telling you, don't do it!

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